Here's how it works ladies and gentlemen: Check out the trio we've assembled for your viewing pleasure. It may be three lovely ladies, three dudes or one of our specialty trios. Then go through and pick one to bang, one keeper to marry and one annoying SOB to kill. It will be tough to pick based on who our trio of the day is, but then again, that's half the fun. Enjoy!

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-Bangmarrykill.com staff

Keira Knightley	Milla Jovovich	Naomi Watts

Why am I mad you ask? Because I found an insanely hot picture of Keira Knightley, but when you look at all the pictures of these three women, she is the least attractive. Now I understand that is just an opinion, but it is mine so it also happens to be the correct one. Dressed down, her boobs don’t look that good and she is built like a broom handle. Naomi Watts had a ton of good pictures and Milla Jovovich is just sexy. So I am mad because I have led you sheep straight down the wrong path and none of you are going to have the sense to turn around and go the right way. You people make me sick.

~M

Daniel Craig	Pierce Brosnan	Sean Connery

So I don’t like to sully this site with dudes, but since I have to it may as well be a cool one like Bond vs. Bond vs. Bond. I wanted to use this pic for Sean Connery, but I didn’t have the heart to ruin the reputation of not only a Bond, but also the dad of Indiana Jones. Yes I have a conscious. I never really got the appeal of Brosnan until I saw him in Mrs. Doubtfire. Just like Sally Field in her trailer between scenes, I got it. Daniel Craig had to be on steroids for his first role as one of the best characters ever. Reports that he beat the hell out of Dame Judi Dench for messing up her lines only served to fuel the fires of that rumor. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go be sued by half the people I mentioned in this post. (Just kidding, I’m not important enough).

~M

Brittany Daniel	Jessica Alba	Lacey Chabert

I will obviously be going to heaven because I am hilarious and if there is one thing you can be sure of, God has a sense of humor. When I get there, which may be soon based on my drinking, I expect it to be filled with women who look like the three in this poll. I usually try and sway who people pick, but I don’t think you can go wrong here. I found one of the hottest pictures ever taken with Lacey Chabert. That will probably ensure she doesn’t get killed. Also know that Brittany Daniel has an identical twin sister. Tough to pick her to kill when you envision two of her.

If you haven’t put it together, I am trying to stack the deck here against Jessica Alba because she is probably top five on the list of Hottest Women Alive. I work for a small census bureau group that does those kinds of studies. I am the only one involved and invented it, but I still think it is legit.

~M

Carla Gugino	Leighton Meester	Minka Kelly

I put Carla Gugino up against some younger models here because the women drips so much sexuality somebody should follow her with a mop. I have told friends, unprompted, that I would gladly shoot them for a date with her. Not in the face or anything, because obviously that would be a bit much. Minka Kelly is also is that group, and that was before she dated Derek Jeter. That puts her in a different stratosphere. As for Meester, I sort of feel bad for her because anybody photographed next to Blake Lively as much as she is probably has some kind of complex. It’s the same as what happened to Brad Pitt when me and him used to hang out. Cracked the poor guy up.

~M

Anna Kournikova	Leelee Sobieski	Michelle Trachtenberg

All of these girls became famous around the same point in their lives where R. Kelly would have found them attractive. That is to say when they were under 17. Now, I’m one to judge others, so I’d like to point out that this dude is a freak. The guy married Aaliyah when she was 15! I could go further into what it is that he is known for, but I don’t want to offend any of our female readers. Rather, lets all just check out these nice pictures and reflect on the fact that we aren’t freaks like R. Kelly. Except for you…and you know who you are.

~M