Here's how it works ladies and gentlemen: Check out the trio we've assembled for your viewing pleasure. It may be three lovely ladies, three dudes or one of our specialty trios. Then go through and pick one to bang, one keeper to marry and one annoying SOB to kill. It will be tough to pick based on who our trio of the day is, but then again, that's half the fun. Enjoy!

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-Bangmarrykill.com staff

Amy Winehouse	Donatella Versace	Rachel Dratch

Think of this poll as a sorbet to cleanse the pallet of all the hot pairings we keep throwing at you. My favorite part of the game is offering up three really heinous looking people. To be fair, Amy Winehouse is a ‘talented’ singer, Donatella Versace is rich and Rachel Dratch is fairly funny for a women. There are definitely some silver linings to be had here, it just takes a long hard look to find them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a Crying Game shower after making this post.

*K

Alyssa Milano	Jennifer Aniston	Jessica Biel

I don’t even know why I am bothering with putting other pictures next to Jessica Biel’s. I mean, I guess it was good to have Jennifer Aniston in there because you need to kill somebody. Still, Alyssa Milano becomes just an afterthought and that just isn’t right. She really grew in to a hot piece. Those chicks from the Facts of Life didn’t turn into anything, although  Mindie Kohn, the one who played Natalie, was the mom in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. The girl from Different Strokes became some kind of crack whore. April O’Neill was fired after a scandalous relationship with one of her co-stars. Through it all though Alyssa Milano maintained her insane hotness, only to be a byline to Jessica Biel in this poll. I am ashamed of myself.

~M

Demi Moore	Elizabeth Hurley	Ellen Barkin

Why we would call any of these women a type of stupid cat is beyond me. I could care less about what anybody calls Demi Moore actually, but Ellen Barkin and Elizabeth Hurley are on my all time top 8 list of celebs I would like to disappoint in bed. (You leave a few spots open and then act like you are doing them a favor to let them on the list. That’s all a theory, but ‘Always be Prepared’ I never say.) Ellen Barkin in the movie Mercy is absurdly sexy. Plus she looks like a caricature of herself. I don’t know if that even makes sense. I just turned on Mercy and lost focus.

Anyway, Elizabeth Hurley was literally the most beautiful woman on the planet for a time. Since I haven’t gone on a tangent for two sentences, do people remember that Hugh Grant cheated on her?! That is, to this day, the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life. That was probably what it was like, (not at all), when Mary Magdalene went back to whoring after she got with Jesus. That next dude must have been fun, but after that it was like, ‘What was I thinking??’

So I guess my point is that Elizabeth Hurley may be Jesus, so if you kill her in the poll it’s cool because she will just wake up in three days. Also I am mildly obsessed with Ellen Barkin. Enjoy your weekend.

~M

Amy Smart	Kristen Bell	Mila Kunis

When I was getting these pictures I thought this was going to be a good one. Then I put them together into a poll and immediately fell asleep for an hour out of sheer boredom. Choosing between these three is like choosing what flavor of rinse you want at the dentist. They are all interchangeable and you just want to be done with the whole thing. I should probably not be telling you about how I think this poll sucks, but I figure it is the same as treating your girlfriend awful. It just keeps her coming back. Isn’t that right stupid?

~M

Jake Gyllenhaal	Robert Pattinson	Ryan Gosling

Here is another one for the ladies to vote on. I think they will really like this one becauszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who cares? Guy with an ugly sister, guy from a queer vampire movie and Ryan Gosling. (Remember the Titans and Fracture earn you a little respect in these parts.) Mess with this one while I get some girls back up.

~M